Here's a little trivia for you:
If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!!!
WAHHHAAA
Ridiculous IM messages:
I'm running outside under my blanket pretending to be an undercover agent!!
Dont you wish you knew.
If you're in a hurricane and a tree falls, what sound does a cow make on the 4th of July in a blizzard?
Chasing little green midgets in tu-tus around with a rabid turkey sandwich, be back when pigs fly.

YO MAMA JOKES

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.
I thought you were ugly ... and then I met your mama
Yo Mama so fat she went into a zoo and a zookeeper said, "Oh boy...another elephant got out!"
Yo momma is so stupid she yelled in a envelope trying to send voice mail.
Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money
Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean

WAHAHAHAHA
NOTE: THESE JOKES ARE NOT MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE. THEY DO NOT REFER TO ANYONE'S MOM.

P.S. I FOUND THE JOKES ON A WEBSITE.

Well hello.
Don't you just hate it when who you think you can trust lies?
I'm not gonna say who *cough* Brendan *cough* *cough*
I mean, like robbing a bank is one thing, but lying? That's hard core.
"Ragnarok is halfway translated."
Not even the first 5 mins are in english, please.
Lately I've been mood swinging.
What with irritating people disturbing me...
And what not.
Oh beef.
OH BEEF.

BORED.
1st Day of SCHOOL.
(: sʇuǝsǝɹd ʇǝƃ ɹǝʇʇǝq ı os 'ǝʌıן noʎ ǝɹǝɥʍ ʍouʞ ı ˙uoos ʎɐpɥʇɹıq ʎɯ sʇı 'ʎɐʍʎuɐ
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Press Ctrl + Alt + Down arrow key. I won't tell you how to fix it but you should know.
:D
Thanks Laura, for the card :D